REUNION TIME! Let's take a walk back through the garden (swamp?) that was season four of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE.
There's so much to enjoy and remember, despite the season having very high highs and very low lows. Of course there's lots that needs to be aired and what has surprised Nic & Molk more than anything is the amount of unseen footage that got aired as a part of this ep. OK, look, they talk about it a lot.
Favourites are discussed and the unhinging of Gina Liano is laid out for all to see. PLUS Sally Bloomfield has the line of the season and just when you think Gina is absolved she goes lower still. It's everything you'd expect and more.
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...and that was it! The regular season of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four is run and won. As an episode it was a pretty massive anti-climax; as a season finale it was all a bit all over the place.
We did get some closure on some season-long storylines: Vanessa didn't get her car, but did get a deal; Gamble did get her performance for Rick (and he LOVED it); Sally did get to farewell her husband; and the inevitable dinner that rounded out the season did have controversy and the continuation of #wogbitchgate - which you *know* will play out in the reunion next week.
There's another revelation from Molk, and more than one rabbit hole that we fall down when discuss other TV shows including the joyous turn of Jackie Gillies on the Australian version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! (Tweet #CelebJackie to keep her in longer!)
With the reunion landing next week we've had one hell of a season. HOW AMAZING WAS MEXICO?!
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It really doesn't matter what you think the rest of the episode is about - on tonight's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE it is 100% all about that party that Lord James and Venus/Vanessa threw for poor little Sophia.
Sweet merciful baby Jesus.
Sure, we talk about: the seance; Gamble & Rick have a pretty incredibly awkward dinner party with Lord James and Venus/Vanessa; Sally comes back from Bali(!); and Jackie gets the keys to Newcastle - which is amazing in itself. There is so much in the birthday part to discuss that even allows Molk to share something special from his past that might fall into TMI territory.
Gather around, lovely people, and let's party like we're all pigs in an Enchanted Garden.
Can you believe we've made it this far?
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Dear friends - "Wog Bitch"-gate bites hard as the aftermath continues to split our ladies more firmly into the Dark Side and the Bright Side. Did we expect anything else from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE?!
Delightfully we get to #ShineItUp with Jackie and enjoy blindfolded hugs, cold reads and hype dancers that make Jackie tired "but in a good way". Venus/Vanessa also launches her make-up brand that delivers much more than we could have ever imagined. Additionally we get the first cold run of Lydia's cooking classes that have a lot of cooking (and associated accidents) and very little class.
Oh, and did I mention the much sizzled seance? OMG.
What a ride (if, at times, a little pedestrian).
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We are still in Mexico with THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE, and welcome to the undoing of Gina Liano.
There's other stuff that happens this episode however it is all about Gina desperately attempting to salvage credibility (SPOILERS: she doesn't) by landing a huge fake bombshell on the final dinner. There's lots of bogan swearing, lots of finger pointing, and lots of on person reminding the others that she's the "f#cking queen". Good grief.
If you're a Liano fan this is not the podcast episode for you. If you're a Sally/Jackie/Janet/Gamble fan WELCOME LOVERS because there's lots to celebrate in how these women stand up to Gina after three and a half long seasons of her stand over/bully tactics.
Honestly, it's amazing.
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